I recently read an article from blogger Dan Tynan on http://thankyoufornotsurfing.com/ about privacy and the privacy policies featured on many websites. This truly truthful Privacy Policy is a bit tongue-in-cheek but points out the truth in many cases. Pretty funny read.
TY4NS blogger Dan Tynan is what he calls "the first truly honest privacy policy":
At COMPANY _______ we value your privacy a great deal. Almost as much as we value the ability to take the data you give us and slice, dice, julienne, mash, puree and serve it to our business partners, which may include third-party advertising networks, data brokers, networks of affiliate sites, parent companies, subsidiaries, and other entities, none of which we'll bother to list here because they can change from week to week and, besides, we know you're not really paying attention.
We'll also share all of this information with the government. We're just suckers for guys with crew cuts carrying subpoenas.
Remember, when you visit our Web site, our Web site is also visiting you. And we've brought a dozen or more friends with us, depending on how many ad networks and third-party data services we use. We're not going to tell which ones, though you could probably figure this out by carefully watching the different URLs that flash across the bottom of your browser as each page loads or when you mouse over various bits. It's not like you've got better things to do.
Each of these sites may leave behind a little gift known as a cookie -- a text file filled with inscrutable gibberish that allows various computers around the globe to identify you, including your preferences, browser settings, which parts of the site you visited, which ads you clicked on, and whether you actually purchased something.
Those same cookies may let our advertising and data broker partners track you across every other site you visit, then dump all of your information into a huge database attached to a unique ID number, which they may sell ad infinitum without ever notifying you or asking for permission.
Also: We collect your IP address, which might change every time you log on but probably doesn't. At the very least, your IP address tells us the name of your ISP and the city where you live; with a legal court order, it can also give us your name and billing address (see guys with crew cuts and subpoenas, above).
Besides your IP, we record some specifics about your operating system and browser. Amazingly, this information (known as your user agent string) can be enough to narrow you down to one of a few hundred people on the Webbernets, all by its lonesome. Isn't technology wonderful?
The data we collect is strictly anonymous, unless you've been kind enough to give us your name, email address, or other identifying information. And even if you have been that kind, we promise we won't sell that information to anyone else, unless of course our impossibly obtuse privacy policy says otherwise and/or we change our minds tomorrow.
We store this information an indefinite amount of time for reasons even we don't fully understand. And when we do eventually get around to deleting it, you can bet it's still kicking around on some network backup drives in somebody's closet. So once we have it, there's really no getting it back. Hell, we can't even find our keys half the time -- how do you expect us to keep track of this stuff?
Not to worry, though, because we use the very bestest security measures to protect your data against hackers and identity thieves, though no one has actually ever bothered to verify this. You'll pretty much just have to take our word for it.
So just to recap: Your information is extremely valuable to us. Our business model would totally collapse without it. No IPO, no stock options; all those 80-hour weeks and bupkis to show for it. So we'll do our very best to use it in as many potentially profitable ways as we can conjure, over and over, while attempting to convince you there's nothing to worry about.
(Hey, Did somebody hold a gun to your head and force you to visit this site? No, they did not. Did you run into a pay wall on the home page demanding your Visa number? No, you did not. You think we just give all this stuff away because we're nice guys? Bet you also think every roomful of manure has a pony buried inside.)
This privacy policy may change at any time. In fact, it's changed three times since we first started typing this. Good luck figuring out how, because we're sure as hell not going to tell you. But then, you probably stopped reading after paragraph three.
Sunday, April 01, 2012
Friday, October 15, 2010
Thoughts on book writing
Off and on, for the last two years, I have been working on a book for publication on Amazon's CreateSpace print-on-demand publishing venue.
In August of 2008 I put a PDF of a working draft for a book entitled "How to Inspect Your Own Home" up on a site called MyeBook. Somewhat to my surprise, over a six-month period,it got over 86,000 views! Wow, I guess there really is an interest in this subject matter.
That first effort, much like the several blogs I have here on Blogger.com, Posterous, Wordpress and ActiveRain was just for fun and to help hone my writing skills. It occurred to me that with that much interest, this should be an idea to be reconsidered and expanded upon. I began looking online for publishing options that would be suitable for my needs. As it turned out there are several self-publishing solutions available to a budding author. Of the several I looked at, the program offered by Amazon.com called CreateSpace print on demand seem to be the most workable for me.
I pulled the book off the free site and began working on it in earnest. Boy! I had absolutely no idea of what I was letting myself in for. Up till this point, I considered myself a somewhat decent writer. At least I had a decent grasp of the English language, basic grammar and sentence construction. Where I fell short was in the mechanics of actually crafting a written document longer than a page or two that would be acceptable to the publisher and hopefully to the public. Writing a book is a whole lot different than blogging or writing short articles. There are entire manuals written about the mechanics of doing this type of thing.
In August of 2008 I put a PDF of a working draft for a book entitled "How to Inspect Your Own Home" up on a site called MyeBook. Somewhat to my surprise, over a six-month period,it got over 86,000 views! Wow, I guess there really is an interest in this subject matter.
That first effort, much like the several blogs I have here on Blogger.com, Posterous, Wordpress and ActiveRain was just for fun and to help hone my writing skills. It occurred to me that with that much interest, this should be an idea to be reconsidered and expanded upon. I began looking online for publishing options that would be suitable for my needs. As it turned out there are several self-publishing solutions available to a budding author. Of the several I looked at, the program offered by Amazon.com called CreateSpace print on demand seem to be the most workable for me.
I pulled the book off the free site and began working on it in earnest. Boy! I had absolutely no idea of what I was letting myself in for. Up till this point, I considered myself a somewhat decent writer. At least I had a decent grasp of the English language, basic grammar and sentence construction. Where I fell short was in the mechanics of actually crafting a written document longer than a page or two that would be acceptable to the publisher and hopefully to the public. Writing a book is a whole lot different than blogging or writing short articles. There are entire manuals written about the mechanics of doing this type of thing.
Time to go back to "school".
I soon found that I really needed to become a student of the writing process. Thanks to the resource pages from CreateSpace, Lulu.com and others, I soon amassed a decent collection of writing guides, style sheets, and Word templates as tools to use in this endeavor. The core material of the book was already there, much of it in my head as a result of many years in the construction trades and as a professional home inspector. Putting all of this information into a readable form was a huge challenge.
At first, as I usually do, I just sketched out a rough outline of what I wanted to say and began writing. Essentially, I jumped into the middle and tried to do everything all at one time. Writing the content, formatting it on the fly, pagination, chapter numbers, footnotes, and all the other mechanics of actually writing a book. I quickly discovered that this is NOT how you write a book. At least not how the professionals do it. Back to square one.
I have been essentially a "casual user" of Microsoft Word for many years. I've used it to write reports, short articles, personal and business letters and other simple documents since before Word 2000. Prior to that, I had been using Word Perfect. Using these word processing programs in this fashion was akin to using a limousine to run into town for beer. Part of my learning process involved learning how to use Word 2003 properly and use all of its multitude of styles, formatting and version control that were available to make your job a bit easier and to produce professional quality documents. So now, not only was I learning how to build a house, I was learning how to use the tools to do so at the very same time. Not the most ideal way to go about it.
What I learned is that if you know how to use the tools available and follow a sequence, it is actually pretty easy to write a book. The proper sequence of operation made a huge difference in the amount of work I had to do. After literally redoing the entire 180+ pages several times, I figured there must be a better way. There was, and I discovered it by using the resources mentioned above. I must give credit where credit is due. One of the most useful resources I found was a publication called "Build Your Book" by Waltron Mendelson. This wonderful free guide was an invaluable resource that really helped me sort out some of the more arcane details of creating a professional quality book suitable for publication. It explained some of the publishing jargon that I was running into so that I could actually do what was expected. Terms like "verso" (the left-hand page), "recto" (the right-hand page), "folio" ( the page numbers), "front matter and back matter" ( the printed information in the front and the rear of the book that is not actually "content"). There was also an extensive section on typography which is the selection of the correct font and typeface size as well as line spacing, justification and kerning (the spacing between letters) required to make your book readable.
unformatted text from one of your master files. Bingo! If you did it right, everything looks beautiful. Now go back and insert any graphics that you want to include. After all that is done, you can then work on pagination and section breaks to fine-tune everything. It's all about the sequence.
Looking back, now that I'm done, I'm glad I took the time to learn this very useful information. Should I decide to write another book, it will go a lot smoother than my first attempt I'm sure.
Saturday, October 02, 2010
Are embedded roll-over's bugging you?
(Minor Rant)
I must disclose that decisions about making use of various web-based promotional activities is a big part of what I do everyday. Both for my own businesses, and for those of friends and clients that I advise, I must weigh the ethics versus the ROI, often short-term, against employing many things that are offered these days.
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I decided to look at the situation through the lens of a regular user and consumer of Internet content rather than through the lens of a business owner trying to use the “best” tools available. Who’s definition of "Best” do you adhere to?
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I have been noticing an increasing trend lately. After having had my attention gotten by persistent pop-up roll-over hot link, embedded in a browser page I was viewing , I began to think about how intrusive they were becoming. These little interruptions have started to become annoying.
It is the "persistent” part that finally pushed me over the edge. Each day I spend a lot of time on the computer for various reasons, both business and personal. The majority of that time is spent "Web connected” since a majority of services have moved to the “Cloud”.
In the past, prior to all of this web connected goodness, the links that were embedded in web pages were active, but only popped up a momentary small window offering to link out to that site. These links are generated by a search algorithm that is run against each viewed webpage. When a keyword that has been preselected from a list is recognized, the directed and targeted link connected to that paid for keyword will be offered as a first choice when that keyword is rolled over by the mouse cursor.
Now, that many spend the majority of their work and leisure time in the Cloud and Web connected whether they want to or not, they have become persistent. They no longer just pop up and go away after a few seconds. They are no longer, to varying degrees a polite and gentle nudge. Now they are that “in-your-face” pop-up search results, right in the middle of what one was reading and requiring an active click to dismiss, interruption to my train of thought has become intrusive. So much so that it now often causes me to click off and close the page and go elsewhere. I suppose it really depends on how badly I want to view the content containing these types of links. If I decide the content is not worth the intrusion I am required to deal with , You Lose!
You may not be directly involved in using these tools. It might be something your webmaster is doing or something that the company you are paying to promote your business on the Web is doing. In any case, as an ethical business person, it bears looking into. No matter who's generating these pop-ups, ultimately, it's your call whether this is a boundary you choose to cross in your promotional activities.
In my humble opinion, some have stepped over the line. I began to seriously question my personal ROI for using that particular browser or visiting YOUR website. I understand the need to "monetize” content. I’m involved in doing so myself, as mentioned above. “How far should you go?” is the million dollar question.
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I must admit that I fall into the camp that believes that ethics are a consideration. I do not agree with those that follow the "Anything goes-buyer beware” philosophy. Doing so is not ethical in my opinion.
Friday, September 24, 2010
Is “Big Brother” getting even closer?
In George Orwell's movie, 1984, released in December of 1984, they painted a very dismal picture of dystopian England in the year 1984 A D.
The main premise of the movie was that the government, known as "Big Brother" monitored everything the citizens did via "Telescreens” that were essentially two-way TV monitors that watch you while you were watching it. Nothing could be hidden from Big Brother. (Trivia note: This movie also coined, the term "black helicopters".)
I just finished reading the article called 5 Trends That Will Shape Social Media (http://linkd.in/aftDVU) highlighting some key trends in social media such as Geolocation targeting, RFID tagging of devices and objects and how social networking will redefine how organizations communicate.
My current "smart phone", a Motorola Droid, has a feature that I can turn on called "Locations" that, through the use of the built in GPS on the phone, will spot where I am currently located and provide some detailed information about businesses and people nearby. Great idea, if you're a business that wants to promote their offerings or if you just can't stand to be out of touch with anybody for more than five minutes. Can you say, "privacy concerns"?
Here are a few of the predictions from this article:
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The main premise of the movie was that the government, known as "Big Brother" monitored everything the citizens did via "Telescreens” that were essentially two-way TV monitors that watch you while you were watching it. Nothing could be hidden from Big Brother. (Trivia note: This movie also coined, the term "black helicopters".)
I just finished reading the article called 5 Trends That Will Shape Social Media (http://linkd.in/aftDVU) highlighting some key trends in social media such as Geolocation targeting, RFID tagging of devices and objects and how social networking will redefine how organizations communicate.
My current "smart phone", a Motorola Droid, has a feature that I can turn on called "Locations" that, through the use of the built in GPS on the phone, will spot where I am currently located and provide some detailed information about businesses and people nearby. Great idea, if you're a business that wants to promote their offerings or if you just can't stand to be out of touch with anybody for more than five minutes. Can you say, "privacy concerns"?
Here are a few of the predictions from this article:
- Identity will become embedded in devices. Our social media identities such as Twitter, Facebook, Linkedin etc. will be entered as part of the initial process of setting up the device.
- Online sharing will become embedded in media life. With social identity embedded into the devices we use daily, social sharing will become an integral part of the way we enjoyed media on our regular TVs, DVD players and music players.
- "Location" will be embedded into all activities. Location aware devices will employee, pre-emptive use of location to alert the user of things or people nearby that may be of interest.
- "Smart devices" and web applications will automatically check in and post updates. Identity aware devices, empowered by embeddable RFID tags, will allow this type of technology to spread beyond the mobile phone.
- Social networking will redefine how large organizations communicate.
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Saturday, January 09, 2010
Avatar? I was disappointed!
Being at loose ends this weekend,with Kathy and two of the dogs off to Palm Springs for a dog show, I decided to go and see Avatar to see what all the fuss was about. Wow! $300 million budget, huge blockbuster, made its money back in the first couple of weekends. What could go wrong? Actually plenty.
My wife, Kathy is not into sci-fi movies so I figured this was a good chance for me to go and see this by myself. I thought I would try to get the best experience possible since this was supposed to be very high-tech and in 3-D! I opted for the IMAX at Universal City Walk. I thought I was going to see it on a big screen in 3-D. Didn’t happen!
Although there is a huge sign on the marquee touting the huge screen experience of IMAX, I ended up in one of the little “pocket theaters” that all these "multi-plex theaters seem to have these days. It wasn’t even in one of their bigger venues! I suppose I should’ve been a little more careful in my choice and I might’ve avoided this little mistake. Oh well, I’m here, I spent my money so I might as well move forward and actually see this movie.
My first plan of attack was to park in the free Metro Red Line lot at the bottom of the hill and use the free shuttle up to city walk. Whoops! The shuttle stops running at 7 PM and I was there at 8:30 PM. Plan B. I walk the quarter mile back to my car and drove up the hill paid $10 to park in the parking structure closest to the IMAX theater. One nice thing is that they give you five dollars back at the box office when you give them your parking ticket. Okay cool, five dollars for parking, while not free, was not all that bad.
This was a Friday night and with all the buzz I was afraid there would be lines and even the possibility of a sellout. I guess the buzz died down now a couple weeks after the opening and the crowds have moved on to the “next newest thing” because there was nobody waiting in line. Actually, I was a bit amazed that on a very nice evening, CityWalk was not very crowded. I parked close rode the escalator up and walked about 100 feet to the theater entrance. I grabbed the ticket from the ATM type machines in front rather than wait in the short box office line., I went inside got my five dollars back and realized there were no crowds and I was an hour early. Luckily I had brought my new MotoDroid phone along and was able to listen to a podcast while I waited.
The disappointment began with my walk into the actual theater space. It was one of the smaller “pocket theaters” that would seat may be 500 people. Not exactly the ideal scenario to view this very hyped movie that was was to be all about the cinematography, special effects and 3-D. I quickly found a seat near the middle of the only partially filled theater. It was maybe one third full at the most. Hardly the crowd I was expecting. After sitting through 15 minutes of miscellaneous BS, ads and at least five or six trailers, the movie finally started.
I can sum this movie up in a few words; All Sizzle, No steak!
All in all, I was ultimately disappointed in the experience. The movie was just “okay”in my opinion. The cinematography, special effects and the fabulous world of “Pandora” that Cameron created were pretty cool. The storyline, on the other hand, was pretty “formula” and the acting was mediocre. I was not impressed at all. In truth, I suppose if I’d wanted to be intellectually stimulated I wouldn’t have chosen this type of movie in the first place. It did provide the visual experience I was looking for, just not as much as I had hoped. Actually, the “vortex” and the floating mountain islands were a direct ripoff of something that’s been in World of Warcraft for a long time. Cool to look at and woven into the story line pretty well, but the ripoff aspect, for me at least, kept getting in the way. It appears most of the $300 million budget was blown on the CGI and special effects, not on developing an engaging storyline and good acting.
Personally, my experience of movies is holding true. If the critics rave about it, it is usually pretty lame. If, on the other hand they slam it, I usually find that I enjoy it. Just my perverse nature I guess!
So in the end, my call is to not go out of your way to see this movie or make a big deal of it. It is worth seeing for the special effects in the amazing world of Pandora, and the 10 foot tall blue aliens were sort of cool too. The head of operations dude was the typical corporate asshole and the head of the security detail (all paid mercenaries) was the usual Gung Ho "Urah" ex-military Gunny Sergeant type that was a real hard case. I guess in order to make the storyline work, any movie needs to have an antagonist and protagonist and the resulting conflict or you got no movie or plot.
Although my visual experience may have been better had actually seen it on a really big screen and in 3-D, it ultimately does not change my evaluation of this movie. All sizzle, No steak.
Till next time……
My wife, Kathy is not into sci-fi movies so I figured this was a good chance for me to go and see this by myself. I thought I would try to get the best experience possible since this was supposed to be very high-tech and in 3-D! I opted for the IMAX at Universal City Walk. I thought I was going to see it on a big screen in 3-D. Didn’t happen!
Although there is a huge sign on the marquee touting the huge screen experience of IMAX, I ended up in one of the little “pocket theaters” that all these "multi-plex theaters seem to have these days. It wasn’t even in one of their bigger venues! I suppose I should’ve been a little more careful in my choice and I might’ve avoided this little mistake. Oh well, I’m here, I spent my money so I might as well move forward and actually see this movie.
My first plan of attack was to park in the free Metro Red Line lot at the bottom of the hill and use the free shuttle up to city walk. Whoops! The shuttle stops running at 7 PM and I was there at 8:30 PM. Plan B. I walk the quarter mile back to my car and drove up the hill paid $10 to park in the parking structure closest to the IMAX theater. One nice thing is that they give you five dollars back at the box office when you give them your parking ticket. Okay cool, five dollars for parking, while not free, was not all that bad.
This was a Friday night and with all the buzz I was afraid there would be lines and even the possibility of a sellout. I guess the buzz died down now a couple weeks after the opening and the crowds have moved on to the “next newest thing” because there was nobody waiting in line. Actually, I was a bit amazed that on a very nice evening, CityWalk was not very crowded. I parked close rode the escalator up and walked about 100 feet to the theater entrance. I grabbed the ticket from the ATM type machines in front rather than wait in the short box office line., I went inside got my five dollars back and realized there were no crowds and I was an hour early. Luckily I had brought my new MotoDroid phone along and was able to listen to a podcast while I waited.
The disappointment began with my walk into the actual theater space. It was one of the smaller “pocket theaters” that would seat may be 500 people. Not exactly the ideal scenario to view this very hyped movie that was was to be all about the cinematography, special effects and 3-D. I quickly found a seat near the middle of the only partially filled theater. It was maybe one third full at the most. Hardly the crowd I was expecting. After sitting through 15 minutes of miscellaneous BS, ads and at least five or six trailers, the movie finally started.
I can sum this movie up in a few words; All Sizzle, No steak!
All in all, I was ultimately disappointed in the experience. The movie was just “okay”in my opinion. The cinematography, special effects and the fabulous world of “Pandora” that Cameron created were pretty cool. The storyline, on the other hand, was pretty “formula” and the acting was mediocre. I was not impressed at all. In truth, I suppose if I’d wanted to be intellectually stimulated I wouldn’t have chosen this type of movie in the first place. It did provide the visual experience I was looking for, just not as much as I had hoped. Actually, the “vortex” and the floating mountain islands were a direct ripoff of something that’s been in World of Warcraft for a long time. Cool to look at and woven into the story line pretty well, but the ripoff aspect, for me at least, kept getting in the way. It appears most of the $300 million budget was blown on the CGI and special effects, not on developing an engaging storyline and good acting.
Personally, my experience of movies is holding true. If the critics rave about it, it is usually pretty lame. If, on the other hand they slam it, I usually find that I enjoy it. Just my perverse nature I guess!
So in the end, my call is to not go out of your way to see this movie or make a big deal of it. It is worth seeing for the special effects in the amazing world of Pandora, and the 10 foot tall blue aliens were sort of cool too. The head of operations dude was the typical corporate asshole and the head of the security detail (all paid mercenaries) was the usual Gung Ho "Urah" ex-military Gunny Sergeant type that was a real hard case. I guess in order to make the storyline work, any movie needs to have an antagonist and protagonist and the resulting conflict or you got no movie or plot.
Although my visual experience may have been better had actually seen it on a really big screen and in 3-D, it ultimately does not change my evaluation of this movie. All sizzle, No steak.
Till next time……
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
I'm Writing a Book!
I've started writing a book. It is a DIY book about how to inspect your own home. It is targeted at the homeowner that wants to do a thorough job of maintaining their home in the best possible condition.
It will discuss the 5 major "systems" of a house; Roof, Foundation, Electrical, Plumbing & Heating, Ventilation, Air Conditioning. It will explain how to inspect these systems and what to look for as far as potential problems. It will also contain two additional chapters; one on Grounds and Drainage and another on how to work with Contractors (and not get screwed)
I have managed to make pretty good progress and the first drafts are done. I went through it and cleaned up the formatting and obvious errors. Now my wife is proofreading the second draft for me. I plan to distribute it to a few friends for a final run through to check readability and to see if it "speaks" to the target audience.
I will post here when it is ready to publish. I'm thinking of putting it up on one of the sites I already write articles for. The also have the facilities to publish full works and sell them on their site. Maybe I can make a little money by selling it. Hope so, that would be nice.
On another note........
I recently acquired a "speech to text" program called Dragon naturally Speaking 10". I have used an older version in the past, version 6 or 7 I think. This new version blows the old ones away! It is amazingly accurate after minimal training. It almost never misses. It even adds punctuation in the right places automatically. How cool is that? I wish I had it when I was writing this book, It would have gone a lot faster. I'm not a poor typist but this is so much faster.
Later,
Dana
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Looking Back
Well, I'm back home in Los Angeles now. I got back on the 20th at 6:00 PM. I've been home for a week now just getting sorted out after 50 days away. Lots of things to catch up on.
First thing was to send off my Motion TabletPC to see why it died on the way home in Phoenix! It just quit working and would not respond to the on-off switch to restart it from standby after I checked my mail while on a two hour layover there. It did this once before and I had to send it in.
It turns out that the mother board was cooked and needed replacing. To the tune of $530! and 2-5 weeks! This was not acceptable as I need this computer for my work that I would soon return to. (at least I hope my job is still there!)
I began the search for a new TabletPC as that is my preferred form factor. There are a ton of offerings out there. Some were just not in my price range for a field unit that gets some hard use. I saw units in excess of $4500. These were the "ruggedized" Military Spec type that you can drop in the water and run over with a truck. I really did't need that. I used one of those for my FEMA inspections that PaRR inspections provided.
I decided to switch to a "convertable" style from the "slate" style that I had been using. The convertable style has a built-in keyboard and looks like a conventional laptop except the screen can spin around and lie flat over the keyboard like a slate. The unit I eventually chose, an
HP tx2510us, is a "dual mode" screen with both "touch screen" and an "active digitizer" that works with a special stylus. It is taking a little while to get used to the new system (along with Vista) but I like it so far. I wanted the digitizer screen system since I do a lot of "inking" as in handwritting and that does not work well on a pure touch screen system.
Oh Oh! When I called in to tell the guys ar work that I was back and ready to restart I was told that "John will call you". That does not bode well! I may be looking for a different position or going on my own at a time when the Real Estate market is in the tank. This would kind of suck since I've been with this group for 6 years now and am one of the senior inspectors there.
We had been told by the CEO that since work was slow, it would be ok to step away for a while and do something else with no problems when we were ready to come back. The ethics of this is questionable. They have been known to reverse on past statements and I should have been better prepared to make a change. I have been working on some options but nothing is in the income producing stage yet. Better get busy! Time will tell I guess. Still waiting for "that call" from John.
Later,
Dana
First thing was to send off my Motion TabletPC to see why it died on the way home in Phoenix! It just quit working and would not respond to the on-off switch to restart it from standby after I checked my mail while on a two hour layover there. It did this once before and I had to send it in.
It turns out that the mother board was cooked and needed replacing. To the tune of $530! and 2-5 weeks! This was not acceptable as I need this computer for my work that I would soon return to. (at least I hope my job is still there!)
I began the search for a new TabletPC as that is my preferred form factor. There are a ton of offerings out there. Some were just not in my price range for a field unit that gets some hard use. I saw units in excess of $4500. These were the "ruggedized" Military Spec type that you can drop in the water and run over with a truck. I really did't need that. I used one of those for my FEMA inspections that PaRR inspections provided.
I decided to switch to a "convertable" style from the "slate" style that I had been using. The convertable style has a built-in keyboard and looks like a conventional laptop except the screen can spin around and lie flat over the keyboard like a slate. The unit I eventually chose, an
HP tx2510us, is a "dual mode" screen with both "touch screen" and an "active digitizer" that works with a special stylus. It is taking a little while to get used to the new system (along with Vista) but I like it so far. I wanted the digitizer screen system since I do a lot of "inking" as in handwritting and that does not work well on a pure touch screen system.
Oh Oh! When I called in to tell the guys ar work that I was back and ready to restart I was told that "John will call you". That does not bode well! I may be looking for a different position or going on my own at a time when the Real Estate market is in the tank. This would kind of suck since I've been with this group for 6 years now and am one of the senior inspectors there.
We had been told by the CEO that since work was slow, it would be ok to step away for a while and do something else with no problems when we were ready to come back. The ethics of this is questionable. They have been known to reverse on past statements and I should have been better prepared to make a change. I have been working on some options but nothing is in the income producing stage yet. Better get busy! Time will tell I guess. Still waiting for "that call" from John.
Later,
Dana
Saturday, October 18, 2008
San Leon, Texas is Wasted!!
I think they want some help
Where's the House? 
Nothing left but the address! 
Odd place to park your boat!
Even the bird houses got hit!
Texas Prairie Chicken
These used to be mobile homes
Former Mobile Home location
Wow!
Another Wow!
This small community just south and east of Bacliff and right on Galveston Bay where I have been working was really hit hard. It is very low, with some areas that are actually below sea level. The results of this are obvious by the pictures I took there the other day. These pictures are one month after the Ike hurricane and most still do not have any utility services. A few of the businesses out on the main highway into town, 517, have power but that's all.
Still in the clean up phase after the storm, very little repairs are under way due to lack of utilities. This is going to take a long time and some will never be able to rebuild. Due to the location and conditions in San Leon, many could not afford insurance or the insurance companies will just not write a policy for any amount of money. In spite of all this destruction, the people I met were pretty up-tone and getting on with their lives. The mind set down here on the Gulf Coast seems to be Sh** Happens - lets just move on. I have to laugh when they find out I'm from California and the first thing out of their mouths is "Earthquake" I just tell them that after the earthquake, all your stuff is in one pile and dry. You don't have to ask the guy six blocks away if they have seen your car.
It looks like things are starting to slow down as far as work for me goes. I may be coming home soon. This will be the second weekend with little or no work. That sucks since the weekends are the best time to catch people at home with an "ambush inspection". I cannot reach many clients by phone since a lot of utilities are still out. The typical process is to call for an appointment, tell them what documents I will need to see and then go by the next day. This usually works on about half of the applicants, the others I cannot reach. When they make their first application, they are supposed to list several contact options. After the storm, the phones don't work, they have left the area and not returned and some have even blocked incoming calls on that line. Time to "ambush" them. LOL
I'm actually starting to like the Gulf Coast area. I'm getting used to the humidity and the weather has been pretty nice. The "beach lifestyle" is pretty strong down here. This is definitely Jimmy Buffet and Kenny Chesney country. The cost of living is quite low, housing prices are a total shock to someone from hyper-inflated California! You can rent a nice house with a huge yard for about $500-$600 a month and buy a very nice house for under $200,000. Wow, it wouldn't be hard to consider living here. Of course the wage rates are a lot lower down here I would expect, hence the low housing prices. If I could create a business down here that made the money that I currently make in CA, we could live like a king and have a ton of room for all the dogs.
Ok, this is getting pretty long so I will cut it off here and say "Later"
Dana
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Looks like the end is in sight.
I'm running out of inspections to do. I got it down ot one last guy that I need to verify occupancy on and I'm through with that batch I started last week. I did pick up 3 more this morning and they are scheduled for Sunday morning.
The broadcast voicemail that PaRR uses to communicate to all the inspectors in the field had a message about not calling in to let them know about low or no work conditions. PaRR does not send the work to us, FEMA does. Kind of sounds like they are getting a lot of traffic about this and I'm not the only one running out to jobs. This might mean it is getting near the end and I will be released soon. If figures, just when I get a good system down to crank out a lot of inspection and make some serious money, they run out of work! I need at least 8-10 per day to make any money after expenses are factored in.
Over all, this has been a frustrating experience. Many stops and starts and moves to new locations. Lost time to handle housing issues and fighting with the ass***** at Alamo/National Car Rental, writing up and scheduling of 30 inspections only to be told to send them all back and move to a new area. The potential to make some serious money was there in theory but in practice, there are too many things that are beyond your control to put it all together. I think I will be lucky to break even and just chalk it up to an interesting experience. Considering that I would have made at least $200-250 per day back home doing what I usually do, the weekly cost of a rental car, housing costs and food, as well as $50/week for Fedex Express to send in the payroll, doing 8 inspections per day is the minimum to come to the plus side of the equation.
I did not really attain that very many times for a number of reasons including those listed above. I've done something like 180 inspections at $50 each. The gross for that would be $9000. add in the $2500 I got for 6 days of standby, back out the 10% PaRR holds back for 45 days and all my costs, I'm probably ok. I haven't added up all my expenses yet. I have also been paying all my normal bills back home. I'll take a few days off when I get back to sort it all out.
Although I did get to see a lot of country that I wouldn't normally see and meet a lot of very nice people, it wasn't a vacation by any means. I made a few new friendes, got to meet a "long distance friend" in person that I only knew via the internet, had one client actually call and thank me for helping them and got quite a few free cups of coffen and soft drinks, even got a flat pumped up so I could make it to the repair shop. And tomorrow I'm going up to meet another Otterhound owner that lives in Houston. All in all, I don't regret doing this but would have to think about it if they call again. I may try PB Inspections next time to see if they are better or worse to work with/for.
One of the things that always amazed me was the low cost of housing down here in the South. I got to see a lot of mortgages and rental agreeents and housing is cheap down here! At least compared to what I'm familiar with in Los Angeles. What costs me $2100 per month goes for about $500 here. Nice, new 1800 sq ft homes are going for $150-180 thousand. The median price in California is over $500,000. And that doesn't buy very much in LA. Maybe a nice condo or a 2-3 bedroom in a working class area. My typical home inspection job in LA is on million dollar homes. I suppose the wage rate is a lot less down here so I guess it all works out.
Long post tonight since I have not been all that active over the last week or so and wanted to get down a few "Thoughts from a Boomer" to make up.
Later, Dana
The broadcast voicemail that PaRR uses to communicate to all the inspectors in the field had a message about not calling in to let them know about low or no work conditions. PaRR does not send the work to us, FEMA does. Kind of sounds like they are getting a lot of traffic about this and I'm not the only one running out to jobs. This might mean it is getting near the end and I will be released soon. If figures, just when I get a good system down to crank out a lot of inspection and make some serious money, they run out of work! I need at least 8-10 per day to make any money after expenses are factored in.
Over all, this has been a frustrating experience. Many stops and starts and moves to new locations. Lost time to handle housing issues and fighting with the ass***** at Alamo/National Car Rental, writing up and scheduling of 30 inspections only to be told to send them all back and move to a new area. The potential to make some serious money was there in theory but in practice, there are too many things that are beyond your control to put it all together. I think I will be lucky to break even and just chalk it up to an interesting experience. Considering that I would have made at least $200-250 per day back home doing what I usually do, the weekly cost of a rental car, housing costs and food, as well as $50/week for Fedex Express to send in the payroll, doing 8 inspections per day is the minimum to come to the plus side of the equation.
I did not really attain that very many times for a number of reasons including those listed above. I've done something like 180 inspections at $50 each. The gross for that would be $9000. add in the $2500 I got for 6 days of standby, back out the 10% PaRR holds back for 45 days and all my costs, I'm probably ok. I haven't added up all my expenses yet. I have also been paying all my normal bills back home. I'll take a few days off when I get back to sort it all out.
Although I did get to see a lot of country that I wouldn't normally see and meet a lot of very nice people, it wasn't a vacation by any means. I made a few new friendes, got to meet a "long distance friend" in person that I only knew via the internet, had one client actually call and thank me for helping them and got quite a few free cups of coffen and soft drinks, even got a flat pumped up so I could make it to the repair shop. And tomorrow I'm going up to meet another Otterhound owner that lives in Houston. All in all, I don't regret doing this but would have to think about it if they call again. I may try PB Inspections next time to see if they are better or worse to work with/for.
One of the things that always amazed me was the low cost of housing down here in the South. I got to see a lot of mortgages and rental agreeents and housing is cheap down here! At least compared to what I'm familiar with in Los Angeles. What costs me $2100 per month goes for about $500 here. Nice, new 1800 sq ft homes are going for $150-180 thousand. The median price in California is over $500,000. And that doesn't buy very much in LA. Maybe a nice condo or a 2-3 bedroom in a working class area. My typical home inspection job in LA is on million dollar homes. I suppose the wage rate is a lot less down here so I guess it all works out.
Long post tonight since I have not been all that active over the last week or so and wanted to get down a few "Thoughts from a Boomer" to make up.
Later, Dana
Friday, October 10, 2008
1st. Visit to Galveston
I don't think this place will be re-opening any time soon!
This hole is 30 feet above the beach level.
Hope the car wasn't in here!I took the time today to make a quick tour of Galveston today for the first time since the storm.
It's been almost one month since Hurricane Ike came to town and Galveston is still a wreck. Everybody is busy cleaning up but very few businesses are open. A bit hard to find food and fuel on the Island still. Then are big piles of debris along most of the steets off the main drags. I passed one huge lot completely filled with 40-50 foot high piles.
I took the time to stop by the FEMA camp at the airport to check it out. It's not as big as the Beaumont camp but very nice. If I get inspections down here, I may move down from Texas City. This is a lot closer to my inspections than the Beaumont Camp was.
I have not posted for a while since then has not been anything to new to pass on. I've been out 40 days now and it is all starting to blend together. Every day is much like the previous ones .
I'm almost done with the current batch of inspections in La Marque and Alvin. I'm working on clearing the last few applicants I have not been able to make an appointment with.
I wonder where the next group will be ? I'll keep you posted.
Later -Dana
I took the time to stop by the FEMA camp at the airport to check it out. It's not as big as the Beaumont camp but very nice. If I get inspections down here, I may move down from Texas City. This is a lot closer to my inspections than the Beaumont Camp was.
I have not posted for a while since then has not been anything to new to pass on. I've been out 40 days now and it is all starting to blend together. Every day is much like the previous ones .
I'm almost done with the current batch of inspections in La Marque and Alvin. I'm working on clearing the last few applicants I have not been able to make an appointment with.
I wonder where the next group will be ? I'll keep you posted.
Later -Dana
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Busy, Busy, Busy!
Fair Warning!
Bridge near Baytown, TX
Serious winds near Winnie, TX
He huffed and puffed and blew my brick house down!
Just one of the remaining thousands of boats
that were blown up onto I -45 Freeway
north of the causeway to Galveston.
I've been very busy here in La Marque,Texas. Most of the jobs are pretty close together so my production is up. Damages are generally not too bad but there are a few bad ones. Yesterday, I was in an area called Omega Bay. This is a marina type development right on the bay. They really caught hell. The houses are built to resist high water conditions with all the main living areas up on the second floor. The lower floor is storage and garages / carports but some have been built out into living areas. Bad decision! This houses are up on pads, about 10 feet above water level. They had up to 4 feet of water is the lower floor rooms. Anything that was in them was gone or destroyed.
Today, Sunday, I'm backup in the main part of La Marque TX. Not much damage here, mostly trees down and roof damage and interior leaks. Ironically, I've seen several houses that have burnt down due to electrical fires caused by wind and falling trees hitting power lines.
Well, back to work. Its almost One PM and I have at least 5 more inspections to do today.
Later, Dana
The "Camp-out" is Over.
The "Camp Out" is Over (Wednesday, 9/24/08)
Well, they did it again! I had just gotten a download of 35 new inspections in the Baytown area and my number came up on the list to go Galveston. So now I get to send all 35 back and get new ones in the Galveston area.
I got 52 jobs in La Marque TX, on the mainland, about 15 miles north of Galveston Island. The Island has been closed since Ike came calling and they are just now starting to let the evacuees back into see what is left of their homes and businesses. I think we are being "staged" in the area to be ready when the claims start coming in. This time I'll try to get a bunch of inspections done before they take them away.
This is some 90 miles from the Beaumont FEMA camp so it's too far to drive back and forth each day. Time to pack and move again. I have a friend that lives in Texas City that offered a corner of floor in her living room to put down my air mattress so I am good to go for now. La Marque is about 15 minutes from here. Sweet! I have already booked 12 inspections for tomorrow, Friday, and a couple for Sunday as well. Everything is pretty close together so I am able to book them pretty tight and get more done each day. I should be able to knock out these first 50 by the weekend. Cha Ching! Up in Baytown, they were spread all over the county, some were pretty far out in the sticks. I was doing well to get in 6 in one day up there.
Stay Tuned, the Adventure Continues!
Dana
Well, they did it again! I had just gotten a download of 35 new inspections in the Baytown area and my number came up on the list to go Galveston. So now I get to send all 35 back and get new ones in the Galveston area.
I got 52 jobs in La Marque TX, on the mainland, about 15 miles north of Galveston Island. The Island has been closed since Ike came calling and they are just now starting to let the evacuees back into see what is left of their homes and businesses. I think we are being "staged" in the area to be ready when the claims start coming in. This time I'll try to get a bunch of inspections done before they take them away.
This is some 90 miles from the Beaumont FEMA camp so it's too far to drive back and forth each day. Time to pack and move again. I have a friend that lives in Texas City that offered a corner of floor in her living room to put down my air mattress so I am good to go for now. La Marque is about 15 minutes from here. Sweet! I have already booked 12 inspections for tomorrow, Friday, and a couple for Sunday as well. Everything is pretty close together so I am able to book them pretty tight and get more done each day. I should be able to knock out these first 50 by the weekend. Cha Ching! Up in Baytown, they were spread all over the county, some were pretty far out in the sticks. I was doing well to get in 6 in one day up there.
Stay Tuned, the Adventure Continues!
Dana
Monday, September 22, 2008
Life as a "Refugee"
Kind of tonge in cheek but I am living in a "camp". I got to the Houston area on Friday and have not been able the find a motel room within 30 miles of the area I'm working. I'm working in Baytown, TX, about 16 miles east of downtown. Another inspector turned me on to a camp that FEMA has set up just west of Beaumont, TX for all the disaster workers.
This place in crawling with all kinds of people. Mostly from all over the US and some local crews.
Lots of forestry crews (go figure?) plus security companies, inspectors, utility crews, FEMA teams and hundreds of truckers and the big rigs they came in.
The comp itself is designed to hold 2000 people. It consists of about eight big "gang" sleeping tents that hold several hundred each, a huge "mess tent"where they serve three meals a day, dozens of very nice shower trailers, about 100 "porta potties" , a laundry tent with about 100 washers and dryers and 24/7 security. It seems every third. person has a gun!
The great thing about this is that it's all free for the disaster workers. I'm not having to spend $200-$300a week on a hotel and I get a nice hot breakfast every morning before I leave.
The down side is that it is about a 1/2mile walk to the parking area and 50 + miles from Baytown. I'll take the good with the bad though. The rental car I have gets 32 mpg so it works out in the long run.
Well, it's 10:15 'time to hit the hay
Later,
Dana
This place in crawling with all kinds of people. Mostly from all over the US and some local crews.
Lots of forestry crews (go figure?) plus security companies, inspectors, utility crews, FEMA teams and hundreds of truckers and the big rigs they came in.
The comp itself is designed to hold 2000 people. It consists of about eight big "gang" sleeping tents that hold several hundred each, a huge "mess tent"where they serve three meals a day, dozens of very nice shower trailers, about 100 "porta potties" , a laundry tent with about 100 washers and dryers and 24/7 security. It seems every third. person has a gun!
The great thing about this is that it's all free for the disaster workers. I'm not having to spend $200-$300a week on a hotel and I get a nice hot breakfast every morning before I leave.
The down side is that it is about a 1/2mile walk to the parking area and 50 + miles from Baytown. I'll take the good with the bad though. The rental car I have gets 32 mpg so it works out in the long run.
Well, it's 10:15 'time to hit the hay
Later,
Dana
Friday, September 19, 2008
Made it to Texas
Made the trip to Texas today, I'm currently in Beaumont. The drive was not too bad but when I got here I could not find a place to stay. Every hotel and motel for 50 miles in all directions is full of repair crews from all over the US here to get everything going again. About 90% of east Texas had no power since Ike came calling. Things are pretty messed up around here. Many hotels are still closed due to no power. The area I will be inspecting in is called Baytown. It is about 20 miles east of downtown Houston. I've seen some wild things on this trip. Today it was the Motel 6 with a big section of the roof missing but still filled to capacity.
I thought I was going to have to sleep in the car tonight but a friend told me about this FEMA shelter here in Beaumont. It's pretty cool. A huge tent city with all the amenities. Hot showers, a place to sleep, free food and even a laundry. I writing this while I wait for my clothes to wash. Just in time too. I was down to my last shirt. It's the little things like a laundry that really help when you are out on the road for a long time. I would take a few pictures but it is not allowed since this is a "Federal Facility" and no cameras are allowed. There seem to be mostly repair crews from out of the area staying here. It's pretty busy but not at capacity by any means. It looks like they could house a few thousand here if they needed to. I did not try the food yet. Tonight they had steak, potato, veggies and pie for dinner. I'll see what breakfast is like tomorrow and let you know. It did not sould like they were serving MRE's which is what my friend got when she was bouncing around Louisiana from shelter to shelter. As I said yesterday, she is back home now. I will try to get down to Texas City where she lives over the next few days. We only know each other from on-line gaming that I do, we have never met face to face.
It should be fun.
Looks like the washers are done so I'll log off for tonight.
Later,
Dana
I thought I was going to have to sleep in the car tonight but a friend told me about this FEMA shelter here in Beaumont. It's pretty cool. A huge tent city with all the amenities. Hot showers, a place to sleep, free food and even a laundry. I writing this while I wait for my clothes to wash. Just in time too. I was down to my last shirt. It's the little things like a laundry that really help when you are out on the road for a long time. I would take a few pictures but it is not allowed since this is a "Federal Facility" and no cameras are allowed. There seem to be mostly repair crews from out of the area staying here. It's pretty busy but not at capacity by any means. It looks like they could house a few thousand here if they needed to. I did not try the food yet. Tonight they had steak, potato, veggies and pie for dinner. I'll see what breakfast is like tomorrow and let you know. It did not sould like they were serving MRE's which is what my friend got when she was bouncing around Louisiana from shelter to shelter. As I said yesterday, she is back home now. I will try to get down to Texas City where she lives over the next few days. We only know each other from on-line gaming that I do, we have never met face to face.
It should be fun.
Looks like the washers are done so I'll log off for tonight.
Later,
Dana
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
I Got The Call!
I'm moving again! Just when I was getting to know my way around here and Baton Rouge.
Thought I was going to be here a while longer. Just got 25 new inspections in the Baton Rouge area. That is enough to take me through Sunday at least. I had just finished filling out all the forms for 25 contact sheets and I get a call from the office telling me to clear the jobs off my computer and call in to get a fresh download of new jobs in TEXAS!! I sort of expected it any time but thought I had some more time with the new inspections I had received. Oh Well, it comes with the territory I guess.
By the way, I've grown to hate driving around here. This town is one way street hell and you are constantly having to make U-turns to get any where. It even confounds my GPS now and then. The GPS had me making serial U-turns and going in circles the other day. LOL
All in all, the VZ Navigator service on my Verizon phone has been very useful. For some reason, the GPS that I use with my tablet computer crapped out and will not work anymore. I would just buy a new copy of Microsoft Streets & Trips with GPS device built in but I have no optical drive to load the software on my Tablet PC.
I'll start packing tonight and head out in the morning. I still don't know where in Texas I'm going. They just said head out and start driving and stop somewhere along the way and connect to the server to download my new jobs. Then I will know. Gee Thanks! It's a good thing I'm not anal about this. It would make someone that was crazy (er). I wish I had gotten around to doing laundry today. I'm almost out of clothes again. As hot and muggy as it has been, you sweat out the shirts pretty fast. Guess I'll have to do that on the fly during the trip.
I've been keeping in touch with my friend from Texas, Joanna. She and her family had to evacuate because they live just north of Galveston. I looked on the map and was amazed how close they really were to where the hurricane came ashore. It looks like the eye came right over their town of Texas City. Also amazing is the fact that they suffered no damage. She has been calling me from all around Louisiana as they were moved from shelter to shelter. One night they actually were put in a horse barn! She's home now so she is starting to cool down, but she was pissed and I got to hear about it every night. LOL Glad it all worked out for her and family.
Guess I have a bit of a drive tomorrow so I better sign off now. I'll keep in touch if I can get on-line.
Later,
Dana
Thought I was going to be here a while longer. Just got 25 new inspections in the Baton Rouge area. That is enough to take me through Sunday at least. I had just finished filling out all the forms for 25 contact sheets and I get a call from the office telling me to clear the jobs off my computer and call in to get a fresh download of new jobs in TEXAS!! I sort of expected it any time but thought I had some more time with the new inspections I had received. Oh Well, it comes with the territory I guess.
By the way, I've grown to hate driving around here. This town is one way street hell and you are constantly having to make U-turns to get any where. It even confounds my GPS now and then. The GPS had me making serial U-turns and going in circles the other day. LOL
All in all, the VZ Navigator service on my Verizon phone has been very useful. For some reason, the GPS that I use with my tablet computer crapped out and will not work anymore. I would just buy a new copy of Microsoft Streets & Trips with GPS device built in but I have no optical drive to load the software on my Tablet PC.
I'll start packing tonight and head out in the morning. I still don't know where in Texas I'm going. They just said head out and start driving and stop somewhere along the way and connect to the server to download my new jobs. Then I will know. Gee Thanks! It's a good thing I'm not anal about this. It would make someone that was crazy (er). I wish I had gotten around to doing laundry today. I'm almost out of clothes again. As hot and muggy as it has been, you sweat out the shirts pretty fast. Guess I'll have to do that on the fly during the trip.
I've been keeping in touch with my friend from Texas, Joanna. She and her family had to evacuate because they live just north of Galveston. I looked on the map and was amazed how close they really were to where the hurricane came ashore. It looks like the eye came right over their town of Texas City. Also amazing is the fact that they suffered no damage. She has been calling me from all around Louisiana as they were moved from shelter to shelter. One night they actually were put in a horse barn! She's home now so she is starting to cool down, but she was pissed and I got to hear about it every night. LOL Glad it all worked out for her and family.
Guess I have a bit of a drive tomorrow so I better sign off now. I'll keep in touch if I can get on-line.
Later,
Dana
Still hard at it.
Good evening my friends.
Another productive day. Getting a mix of things to inspect now. Today was several houses, a few apartments and two mobile homes.
Did a total of 8 inspections today in Baton Rouge and made it back to the Big Easy around 5:30 PM. It's payroll day and I needed to pack up all my paperwork on the inspections I've done over the last week and a half and Fedex them and an invoice to PaRR Inspections in Virginia. I set up a Fedex account so I can just drop the envelope in a drop box.
I've uploaded several inspections today but did not get any more downloaded to me. I wonder if they are planning on sending me to Texas soon? A bit concerned about that because the conditions are a bit rough over there. Housing and transport is not good, poor or no cell service which means no wireless broadband for sending up reports and tough inspection conditions. Oh well, I signed up for this. I guess I take what comes and make it work.
I have been taking a few pictures as I travel around. Some are of the very poor conditions of normal life in some of the poorer areas, some are funny and others are just interesting. I'll try to share a few here.
This house was for sale for $159,900 in Baton Rouge!
Coming from the hyper inflated Los Angeles area, this is amazing. This house would be at least $750,000 or more in L. A.
Driving south towards New Orleans over the causeway.
These run day and night up and down Canal Street to the French Quarter and Bourbon Street.
This is the view out the tenth floor window from my hotel room.
Most of the Baton Rouge neighborhood streets look like this.
Note the piles of downed trees waiting to be removed.
Nice tree, too bad it fell over. Thought the grass looked cool on the roots.
Another productive day. Getting a mix of things to inspect now. Today was several houses, a few apartments and two mobile homes.
Did a total of 8 inspections today in Baton Rouge and made it back to the Big Easy around 5:30 PM. It's payroll day and I needed to pack up all my paperwork on the inspections I've done over the last week and a half and Fedex them and an invoice to PaRR Inspections in Virginia. I set up a Fedex account so I can just drop the envelope in a drop box.
I've uploaded several inspections today but did not get any more downloaded to me. I wonder if they are planning on sending me to Texas soon? A bit concerned about that because the conditions are a bit rough over there. Housing and transport is not good, poor or no cell service which means no wireless broadband for sending up reports and tough inspection conditions. Oh well, I signed up for this. I guess I take what comes and make it work.
I have been taking a few pictures as I travel around. Some are of the very poor conditions of normal life in some of the poorer areas, some are funny and others are just interesting. I'll try to share a few here.
This house was for sale for $159,900 in Baton Rouge!
Coming from the hyper inflated Los Angeles area, this is amazing. This house would be at least $750,000 or more in L. A.
Driving south towards New Orleans over the causeway.
These run day and night up and down Canal Street to the French Quarter and Bourbon Street.
This is the view out the tenth floor window from my hotel room.
Most of the Baton Rouge neighborhood streets look like this.
Note the piles of downed trees waiting to be removed.
Nice tree, too bad it fell over. Thought the grass looked cool on the roots.
One of the shacks in the poor area south of the river in Harvey. Lots of these in the area I was inspecting. It was hard to tell if they were damaged by Gustav or Ike or Katrina or just old, falling down shacks. Tough call. Deferred maintenance anyone?
Well, I'm on the road at 6 AM tomorrow and it's alost midnight here now. Time to sign off.
Night all
Dana
Well, I'm on the road at 6 AM tomorrow and it's alost midnight here now. Time to sign off.
Night all
Dana
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
It's going well
I've gotten most of the bugs worked out now and things are going smoothly. I've been working in Baton Rouge for the last few days and just got 12 more up there. Guess I'll be around here for a few more days at least.
PaRR has been sending batches of inspectors to the Texas area for the hurricane Ike event. Not sure I want to do that yet. It would seem that given the extent of the damage, the inspections will be a lot more time consuming. and the pay will be the same.
I have not been seeing much damage other than trees down up in Baton Rouge. All the people I have met have been very nice and have been willing to adjust to be able to meet me for the inspection. They did not have a mandatory evacuation there but since most of the power was out for several days, many moved out. Everyone lost food in refrigerators and freezers and I have gotten several reports from my applicants of break ins and stolen property like TVs etc. It's too bad but there are always those jerks that will take advantage of a disaster and prey on their neighbors while they are vulnerable. It always happens during these events. There are also scam artists "contractors" that will take cash money for work and never come back.
"Kick 'em while they are down" seems to be their philosophy.
I have only had two possible fraud applications from people trying to "game" the system. We don't confront them about it, just do the inspection and make a comment in the notes and flag the inspection for review. Let FEMA handle them. We are not FEMA cops, just inspectors.
Later,
Dana
PaRR has been sending batches of inspectors to the Texas area for the hurricane Ike event. Not sure I want to do that yet. It would seem that given the extent of the damage, the inspections will be a lot more time consuming. and the pay will be the same.
I have not been seeing much damage other than trees down up in Baton Rouge. All the people I have met have been very nice and have been willing to adjust to be able to meet me for the inspection. They did not have a mandatory evacuation there but since most of the power was out for several days, many moved out. Everyone lost food in refrigerators and freezers and I have gotten several reports from my applicants of break ins and stolen property like TVs etc. It's too bad but there are always those jerks that will take advantage of a disaster and prey on their neighbors while they are vulnerable. It always happens during these events. There are also scam artists "contractors" that will take cash money for work and never come back.
"Kick 'em while they are down" seems to be their philosophy.
I have only had two possible fraud applications from people trying to "game" the system. We don't confront them about it, just do the inspection and make a comment in the notes and flag the inspection for review. Let FEMA handle them. We are not FEMA cops, just inspectors.
Later,
Dana
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Even better day
Had a great day today. Finally got my first paycheck deposited, two days late but it came in. Also got the rental car handled for another week and finished up the last of the inspections in the Harvey area, south of NO. Clean slate, ready to go to Baton Rouge tomorrow. Jumped on the phone and booked 8 inspections so I have a full day up there. Might be able to knock them all out in two days. May also get more in that area.
Found a great little Chinese joint a few blocks down from the hotel. Good food and a ton of it. One $10 order is enough for three meals and we have a microwave in the room so that works out well. I get tired of eating with a steering wheel in front of me all the time so a sit-down meal is nice now and then.
I'm finally getting the kinks worked out of this estimating program that FEMA uses called "Ace III" so things are moving much faster and I will be able to do a lot more inspections in less time. Volume is the name of the game here. At $50 per inspection you can make some decent money in a day if you move quickly and work efficiently. I use Microsoft's Streets and Trips which links to the Ace III program and imports a data base of all the addresses of the jobs I've been assigned and plots them on a map of the area for me. I can then look at the locations and make decisions about routing and such and make he best use of my time. When I book the appointment with the applicants, I can ask them a few questions about the type and extent of damage that they are claiming and that gives me an idea of the time it will take to do the inspection. It's all coming together nicely.
The talk among the inspectors here is whether we will be going to Texas after this. Looks like south Texas got their ass handed to them pretty badly and will be needing a lot of help. This could become a career of sorts. There are those that work it like one and use the time in between for personal projects. It is totally doable if you know what you are doing. A six figure income is not out of reach. The down side is that you are away from home for long stretches. It's not like you can stop and take a vacation when you want. You do not control how much FEMA sends down to you. And when you are assigned an inspection, you have 72 hours to turn it around. There are bonuses to be had if you are fast and accurate, as well as penalties for delays or mistakes. All it's a good and challenging game. Keeps you on your toes for sure.
Let the games begin!
Dana
Found a great little Chinese joint a few blocks down from the hotel. Good food and a ton of it. One $10 order is enough for three meals and we have a microwave in the room so that works out well. I get tired of eating with a steering wheel in front of me all the time so a sit-down meal is nice now and then.
I'm finally getting the kinks worked out of this estimating program that FEMA uses called "Ace III" so things are moving much faster and I will be able to do a lot more inspections in less time. Volume is the name of the game here. At $50 per inspection you can make some decent money in a day if you move quickly and work efficiently. I use Microsoft's Streets and Trips which links to the Ace III program and imports a data base of all the addresses of the jobs I've been assigned and plots them on a map of the area for me. I can then look at the locations and make decisions about routing and such and make he best use of my time. When I book the appointment with the applicants, I can ask them a few questions about the type and extent of damage that they are claiming and that gives me an idea of the time it will take to do the inspection. It's all coming together nicely.
The talk among the inspectors here is whether we will be going to Texas after this. Looks like south Texas got their ass handed to them pretty badly and will be needing a lot of help. This could become a career of sorts. There are those that work it like one and use the time in between for personal projects. It is totally doable if you know what you are doing. A six figure income is not out of reach. The down side is that you are away from home for long stretches. It's not like you can stop and take a vacation when you want. You do not control how much FEMA sends down to you. And when you are assigned an inspection, you have 72 hours to turn it around. There are bonuses to be had if you are fast and accurate, as well as penalties for delays or mistakes. All it's a good and challenging game. Keeps you on your toes for sure.
Let the games begin!
Dana
Friday, September 12, 2008
A Good Day
It was a good day for inspections today. It started out with tornado warnings in the area I was heading for so I waited a bit. No problems on the drive over but as soon as it got to the house it started to dump rain. I called the applicant and just waived at her through the window and said I would be in when it let up. It did in a few minutes.
One of the problems we have is making contact with the applicants since many have been forced to move out or don't have phone service. The drill is to call them a few times, leave messages and then go by the site and "post" it with a sign that tells them to contact us ASAP to move forward on THEIR request for assistance. I also tell them that I will be moving on very soon and they might not see me again for a few weeks. This usually gets some action. It's a game called "take it away" that I play to get them to actually commit to an appointment time. If I let them run the schedule, I would be running back and forth all over the area and driving a lot more than is needed. It's been a pretty successful action so far. Some have just flat moved out of the area and are not coming back any time soon. These we can return to FEMA as "no contacts - returns" after 7 days.
I'm almost done with the Harvey area. I got three new ones there tonight in my download but managed to get them all scheduled for tomorrow. WOOT.
The next batch of 20 or so inspections are in Baton Rouge, about 80 miles north west of NO.
Part of the trip is over a causeway across Lake Pontchartrain that sits north of NO. The water is almost over the causeway now because of hurricane Ike so I will be waiting to see how that works out. It would ease up by Sunday or Monday.
Looks like Texas is getting its butt kicked tonight, especially around Galveston which is right on the coast. We may be going there next.
later,
Dana
One of the problems we have is making contact with the applicants since many have been forced to move out or don't have phone service. The drill is to call them a few times, leave messages and then go by the site and "post" it with a sign that tells them to contact us ASAP to move forward on THEIR request for assistance. I also tell them that I will be moving on very soon and they might not see me again for a few weeks. This usually gets some action. It's a game called "take it away" that I play to get them to actually commit to an appointment time. If I let them run the schedule, I would be running back and forth all over the area and driving a lot more than is needed. It's been a pretty successful action so far. Some have just flat moved out of the area and are not coming back any time soon. These we can return to FEMA as "no contacts - returns" after 7 days.
I'm almost done with the Harvey area. I got three new ones there tonight in my download but managed to get them all scheduled for tomorrow. WOOT.
The next batch of 20 or so inspections are in Baton Rouge, about 80 miles north west of NO.
Part of the trip is over a causeway across Lake Pontchartrain that sits north of NO. The water is almost over the causeway now because of hurricane Ike so I will be waiting to see how that works out. It would ease up by Sunday or Monday.
Looks like Texas is getting its butt kicked tonight, especially around Galveston which is right on the coast. We may be going there next.
later,
Dana
Interesting developments
Things are getting a bit more interesting around here. Today we have tornado warnings in the area just west and north of us, between NO and Baton Rouge. Winds in our area are being clocked at 40-50+ MPH. This could be a problem since I need to travel over a big ass bridge to the south side this morning to get back to Harvey area to complete some inspections. The bridge may be closed in fact. Need to find a SigAlert site for this area. It's supposed to rain a lot today so time to break out the rain gear. Glad I remembered to bring it.
Downloaded about 18 new inspections this morning early. Looks like I'll be doing some traveling for a while, they are all in Baton Rouge, about 80 miles north. I will try to get to them tomorrow maybe when the weather settles down a bit. We finally got a stable base here in NO to work from and they give us jobs 80 miles away! Bummer. Guess we'll see how it goes. Danny can't seem to get a hook up this morning so we don't know if he is headed there too.
Stay Tuned!
Dana
Downloaded about 18 new inspections this morning early. Looks like I'll be doing some traveling for a while, they are all in Baton Rouge, about 80 miles north. I will try to get to them tomorrow maybe when the weather settles down a bit. We finally got a stable base here in NO to work from and they give us jobs 80 miles away! Bummer. Guess we'll see how it goes. Danny can't seem to get a hook up this morning so we don't know if he is headed there too.
Stay Tuned!
Dana
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